MERIKA

Only in America can a man drink himself some Rich and Rare and have both those things at 55 MPH(thats not meters now) on an interstate.Only in America can you breath that red, white and blue, get that star spangled in your good eye WHILST hearing that eagle scream in yer good ear. You know what that eagle screams?? Freedom. Some gosh darn capitalist fuckin' freedom. Pursuit your happiness people. Pursuit it.